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These are the reasons I can't get a huge wooden barrel of ice cream [май. 23, 2007|12:06 pm]
Benjamin
[I am listening to this |TOOL]

a.) We have nowhere to put it. It won't fit in our icebox or our freezer.

b.) Who would deliver a huge wooden barrel of ice cream?

c.) They don't even make them.
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Fantastic. [май. 10, 2007|01:20 pm]
Benjamin
Seriously, this is fantastic! I LOVE IT!
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Milkshake. [фев. 9, 2007|04:22 pm]
Benjamin
My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many boys to my place of residence, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation
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Everyone in the whole entire world should watch this. [янв. 23, 2007|11:50 pm]
Benjamin
[I am listening to this |Saosin - Bury Your Head]

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Reminder [янв. 15, 2007|09:49 pm]
Benjamin
[I am feeling like this |touchedtouched]
[I am listening to this |hockey on the television]

Just a reminder:

Kronk it up ALL THE TIME.
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(без темы) [сент. 5, 2006|11:17 pm]
Benjamin
[I am feeling like this |aggravatedaggravated]
[I am listening to this |Ben Folds - Bitches Ain't Shit]

Okay. Enough. No more.
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Word Salad [июл. 29, 2006|02:35 am]
Benjamin
I would like to take this opportunity to state that... umm... I forgot what I was going to state. Oh well, nothing to see here. Not that it matters. You know, only 30% of the time does the powder actually land upon the circular figure that those of us in the industry like to call the "circular figure." In the words of Congressman Wexler (D-FL), "I enjoy cocaine because it is a fun thing to do."
Around this time, we see the remainder of the cheese to be immolated within the furnace. Only then did Papa Smurf realize that the issue at hand was not what they had first hoped to encounter with a straight face. Kool-Aid Pitcher Man rolls out to the right and throws it deep... Incomplete. 4th down. "Kick save and a beauty!", says the cactus upon witnessing the hanging of the alleged witches. Wrongly accused you say? In the words of Cedric Bixler-Zavala, "exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed." Delayed indeed. Why, you may ask? It's simple. I don't know...
In conclusion, if your right toe decides to bite the dog, just remember that we the people must roam around within the pile of dollars in order to be considered for the role of backup goaltender. With that we leave you tonight.
Final score: New Orleans Saints 63, New York Yankees 7.
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Seriously [июл. 2, 2006|01:34 am]
Benjamin
I'm chortling like mad over here!
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(без темы) [июн. 19, 2006|02:35 pm]
Benjamin
[Местонахождение |your mom OOOOOOOHHHH!!!]
[I am listening to this |The Accident Experiment]

Sometimes you gotta kronk it up. Other times, you still gotta kronk it up. Sooo... pretty much, you gotta kronk it up all the time.

ALL THE TIME!!!!
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(без темы) [июн. 6, 2006|12:36 am]
Benjamin
Wow. I'm glad I have hair. :)
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