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Word Salad [июл. 29, 2006|02:35 am]
Benjamin
I would like to take this opportunity to state that... umm... I forgot what I was going to state. Oh well, nothing to see here. Not that it matters. You know, only 30% of the time does the powder actually land upon the circular figure that those of us in the industry like to call the "circular figure." In the words of Congressman Wexler (D-FL), "I enjoy cocaine because it is a fun thing to do."
Around this time, we see the remainder of the cheese to be immolated within the furnace. Only then did Papa Smurf realize that the issue at hand was not what they had first hoped to encounter with a straight face. Kool-Aid Pitcher Man rolls out to the right and throws it deep... Incomplete. 4th down. "Kick save and a beauty!", says the cactus upon witnessing the hanging of the alleged witches. Wrongly accused you say? In the words of Cedric Bixler-Zavala, "exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed." Delayed indeed. Why, you may ask? It's simple. I don't know...
In conclusion, if your right toe decides to bite the dog, just remember that we the people must roam around within the pile of dollars in order to be considered for the role of backup goaltender. With that we leave you tonight.
Final score: New Orleans Saints 63, New York Yankees 7.
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